50 Witty Parenting Memes Highlighting the ‘Joys’ of Raising Tiny Little Rascals (August 25, 2023)

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    Font - Idk who needs to hear this, but you're a great mom. Those kids are just bad. They probably got that from their dad.
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    Cooking - My wife: Why don't you help me more with dinner? My wife, when I help her: THE DAD T MOVE!
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    Flash photography - Non-parents: Just make them eat whatever food you make them. You're the parent! Parents: THE DAD That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
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    Font - Ramblin Mama @ramblinma Moms: We are drowning. Help. Everyone: Wow you're superhuman! Moms: What? No. Can you just hel- Everyone: I don't know how you do it! Moms: We're not. Help us. Everyone: OMG you're amazing tho
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    Font - McMermaid @colleen_eileen When Clueless came out, 11 yo me vowed to have a closet like Cher's one day. Instead, I have a laundry basket with 17 pairs of black leggings.
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    Font - The 21st Century SAHM @21stcenturysahm If your first-born is friends with my 3rd, I get it & I'm sorry. I remember years ago sending my naive 1st born to a friend's house & he had older brothers playing Call of Duty & I was horrified. So anyway I'm sorry my kid taught your sweet boy to say deez nuts at camp today.
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    Outerwear - Me: Would you mind quickly helping me tidy around the house? My Kids:
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    Font - David Doel @daviddoel Me: Here's half my income. Daycare: Cool. Here's a new virus every other week.
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    Font - oo Ponytail N. Glasses @ponyglasses Now that we're older, can Sisqó come back and write a banger about full coverage shapewear?
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    Font - mark @TheCatWhisprer DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night
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    Font - Holly Ballantine @HollyBallantine My kids had money to spend at the store. My daughter bought a toy and my son bought....a rotisserie chicken.
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    Font - Scarlett Longstreet @ScarlettPosner I think my favorite part of being a mother has been sacrificing my body, career, mental stability and physical appearance to wait on them hand and foot. Only to be met with "YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR ME" when I ask them to pick up a fruit snack wrapper. It's very rewarding.
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    Font - Outnumbered Mother @OutNumbMother Friend: OMG, my toddler is so freaking noisy. I can't even think! Me: I'd like to say it gets better, but they learn more words and start to tell you stories about video games and YouTubers.
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    Font - Ramblin Mama @ramblinma Him: Are you going to Target? Me: WHAT? I have no makeup and no bra on. Him: Oh. Me: I'm going to Walmart.
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    Font - Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat There are really only two stages in a woman's life; the early years where you want to be Ariel, and the later years where you want to be Ursula. That's where I am. I'm in the sea hag years.
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    Line - Ramblin Mama @ramblinma Me: I'm a strong, independent woman. Also me: PLEASE LET ME MERGE BEFORE I START CRYING
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    Font - Today 4:11 PM Is he a youth medium? ? Like a child psychic? No No. The tee shirt size Oh
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    Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland It's her summer break so I woke my 12 year old daughter up at 5:15 this morning. I've been waiting for this revenge since she was 4. 8:15 AM 5/30/19 Twitter for iPhone Simon Holland @simoncholland. When she asked my why I was up I told her my blanket fell off the bed. 11 210 387
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    Font - It seems unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed that don't want to go to bed.
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    Rectangle - My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.
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    Rectangle - Wendy S. @maughammom Parenting Level: Approving my kids' friends based on which parents I think would drink wine with me during playdates. 10:15 AM - 7 May 2015 210 424
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    Sky - PRO TIP: NAPPING If you want to nap while the kids are home, just say "Wake me up in 30 minutes so we can clean the house." They will then do literally anything to avoid waking you.
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    Font - Some parents run a tight ship. I run a pirate ship. There is some swearing, some drinking, and a touch of mutiny from the tiny raiders I created.
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    Font - Cydni Beer @cydbeer You know when you've plugged your phone into a charger only to discover the charger wasn't ever plugged into an outlet therefore your phone actually hasn't been recharged at all? That's what going to sleep for the night as a parent is like.
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    Font - My house is a mess and so am I. If you're into clean spaces and children who don't scream, there's really nothing here for you.
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    Font - Franki Cookney @FrankiCookney I've been in a relationship with this guy for 2 years and recently I asked him if he loved me and he was a bit evasive. I tell him I love him every day but he's never said it back. I feel like I do a LOT for him so idk am I being unreasonable? Oh I should add I'm F(35) he's M(2). 11:38 AM Jul 17, 2019 Twitter for Android 6.6K Retweets 31.6K Likes
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    Rectangle - James Breakwell @Xploding Unicorn [bed time] Me: Your mom told you to stay in bed. 3-year-old: There's a scary monster in my closet Me: Scarier than Mom? 3: *goes to bed* RETWEETS LIKES 3,305 10,315 5:37 AM-28 Apr 2016
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    Font - Danielle and Farrah @effinghandbook Just once, I would love to look my kid in the eyes when he gives me a picture he spent a long time coloring, and have the nerve to say, "could you make me another one...that's not what I wanted," just so he can get a sense of what it feels like to make him dinner every night.
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    Font - Shout out to the bag of chicken that didn't defrost in time for dinner, allowing me to order takeout like I wanted to anyways. Not all heroes wear capes. @with_love_becca
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    Organism - Yukon Gold @GrahamKritzer Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.
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    Head - My daughter just proudly showed me this drawing of her & her imaginary friend, and, in summary, I need to call a priest. d
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    Font - Simon Holland ✔ @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid's birthday party where everyone coughs.
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    Font - Rogue Dad, M.D. @RogueDadMD Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.
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    Coat - When your kid hurts themselves doing something you told them not to MIND DAD Yes, very sad. Anyway CON
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    Font - kidversations @kidversations_ Another mom asked me what time I wake my kids up in the morning and I've never been more confused.
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    Slope - Marcy G @BunAndLeggings One of the most painful things I've experienced as a parent is watching my kids reject naps. It's almost like they don't understand that those nap minutes don't rollover. They will never get those naps back.
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    Font - Remember when our parents always seemed like they were in a bad mood? Another mystery solved.
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    Font - You: breaking down Your kids: Can I have a Snack
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    Light - I told my daughter to check her attitude and she looks at me and said "For complaints about attitude please contact the manufacturer" Well played sasshole, well played
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    Rectangle - i'm done. i'm selling my kid on ebay. Delivered Don't be silly, you made him. Sell him on etsy!
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    Font - A child: what's that? Me holding an oreo milkshake: It's spicy you won't like it. Sadcasm
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    Product - Thierry Blancpain @blancpain My toddler daughter's three energy levels 1 2 3 THE QUIET GIRL WOMEN TALKING COCAINE BEAR THE TTBS
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    Organism - RAISING A TODDLER IS LIKE.... momlifekeepingitreal.com Any particular reason you took your pants off?
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    Font - Jay Skutt @JaySkuttt I hate when kids scream in public... you don't have real problems. It should be me screaming. ME 8:49 AM 2/1/21 Twitter for iPhone .
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    Outerwear - Me: It's bedtime @Mumm What my kid hears: @Mummies&Daddies LLLET'S GET READY TO RUMMBBBLLLLEEEEE
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    Clothing - LISTEN SON, NOT EVERYONE YOU MEET IN LIFE IS GOING TO LIKE YOU alamy allamy a WELL, YEA, I KNOW BUT YOU GUYS ARE MY PARENTS
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    Font - Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy 22 80% of my time walking places with my kids is spent waiting for them to balance on things.
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    Product - only it girls remember sticking these to their earlobes when they were 6 QUALITY JEWELRY Monday 2 BOGE 15 400AAD DO 22 10 Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 3 16 29 ΔΕΣΣ 17 23 11 30 18 Friday 6 24 12 13 19 25 14 日食食Ⓡ 20 26 21 28 AAD 27 MADE 30 Pairs of STICK-ON EARRINGS A Pairs for Everyday of the Month
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    Outerwear - how I feel when I'm jamming out: how my kids see me: BrankBrunch I said a hip hop...Hippie to the hippie the hip, hip a hop
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    Font - Riley Laster @rileyauvenshine Pregnancy is such a trip. The same belly that people admire while it grows and stretches to house your baby will be the same exact belly that people scrutinize when it's not flat enough to fit society's version of beauty after your baby is born.
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